- Olympic great loses by two seconds in man v (fake) beast contest
- Phelps calls for rematch in warmer contest after defeat
Not for the first time in Earth’s history, humans have been found wanting.
Mankind’s latest setback came on Sunday after one of the greatest Olympians ever, Michael Phelps, lost a 100m swimming race to a great white shark. To add to the ignominy, the shark wasn’t even real.